Monthly Archives: February 2011

*Blows off dust*

Oh, hello there. For those of you who have poor memory, I have this thing I do from time to time otherwise referred to in social circles as “Theater”. One common side-effect is a severe cut-back into my free time. … Continue reading

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Okay, You See This?

This is what happens when you let ‘casual gamers’ decide what a game’s development budget goes to. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Reason #18 Of Why I’m Destined To Stay Single Forever

So to promote the release of their next Elder Scrolls game, Bethesda came up with an interesting sort of contest. The rules are simple; if you can manage to give birth to a child on the release date of Skyrim … Continue reading

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Why It Might Be A Bad Idea To Play Minecraft At One In The Morning, In Complete Darkness

Jesus Christ.

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So Someone Actually Emailed Me, Saying I Wasn’t Being Cynical Enough

“…One Youtube video doesn’t really equate to ‘cynicality’.” First reaction: They really took the time to email me instead of commenting? Second Reaction: Wait, where the hell is my email address on Hopscotch? I had to look around a wee … Continue reading

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The Cynical Valentine’s Day Post

Because, really, why not?

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So Clint Mansell Is Going To Do The Soundtrack For Mass Effect 3

Yanno, the guy who did this? Yeah, he’s now working on ME3. Fuckyes, this is going to be the best game ever.

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